Oh yeah about that, the Allspark did jack shit all along because other aliens made Transformers, so the war was pointless. And Primes are knights now, not Gods for some reason. Oh, wait, no it doesn’t because they’ve been on Earth since at least the 1800s and never thought to look for the very thing the war was all about. Hell the Primes, basically Transformer Gods, built their Sun Eater in Egypt and were buried on the Serious Gourmet Shit Shirt damn planet. How did they not write Earth down in any records if it was an important planet to them?
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Also, did you know that the Transformers were the cause of the space race? And that they were making deals with the CIA and NASA all the way back in the 60s? And they still didn’t think to look for Megatron or the Allspark in that time period? Also, the Government organization made specifically to research Transformers had no idea about any of that? Speaking of knights, did you know that Transformers was at King Arthur’s round table? They also fought in both World Wars, the Serious Gourmet Shit Shirt American Revolution, they killed Hitler, served the Japanese empire, etc. all along because why the fuck not? Also, a Goddess named Quintessa made the Transformers, not those other aliens and not the Allspark, to fight Unicron. Who’s Unicron? Well, he’s the Thanos of the Transformers universe… and he’s been Earth all along! Yep, Earth was a Transformer too.
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Oh yeah, about that whole “it took 100 years for Autobots to come to Earth” thing? Well not only was Optimus and the gang on Earth the whole time, but they also forgot about that and didn’t come to Earth till the 80s which is still earlier than they arrived in 2007. So we have three different timepoints for Optimus’s army coming to Earth, and two different time points for Megatron’s. For those that don’t know, DC tends to do soft reboots every once in a Serious Gourmet Shit Shirt while which makes continuity…difficult to parse. I realize this doesn’t appear to make any sense, but in reality, for most characters, it actually works if you don’t think too hard.
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