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It’s like Brewster’s Millions but instead of Perfect Santa Claus Cocaine Christmas Funny Christmas T-Shirts of having to spend money, he’s spent his life doing as much as he can. Draft dodging, CP5 guilty in a court of public opinion, doesn’t pay taxes, doesn’t have a dog, doesn’t go to church, or know anything about the bible I also don’t but at least I don’t pretend as I do, isn’t faithful to anyone, praises dictators, disrespects veterans and really any public servants, need I say more. If I wanted to create a sims character who was as anti-American as possible, I would use trump as the model except I’d make him fit and smart.
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Emily (verified owner) –
Cute and comfy shirt. I am a female and I bought a men’s small (bc they didn’t have any woman’s sizes) and it was way too big. Kept it anyway and just tied it in the back.
Ljw979 (verified owner) –
I purchased this as a gift. I will update this review with more information on quality as that information becomes available.
gina radice (verified owner) –
great comfy fun tee .Fits to size I’d say more towards bigger than small. great quality cotton. he loved his fun tee
Jenna (verified owner) –
I LOVE this shirt— it is exactly what I wanted and fits exactly as expected. I highly recommend this (plus there are so many funny sayings on this company’s shirts)!
BlissfullyySweet (verified owner) –
We’re hosting a big pre-Christmas dinner for friends and some family and I purchased the “Santa Claus is Coming” t-shirt for my husband to wear for the occasion. He loved it! The shirt looks exactly as it does online when it comes to color and script. The cotton is very soft and comfortable…not stiff at all. My husband wears a medium in shirt – the medium in this fit perfectly. True to size. This is our first Tipsy Elves purchase and I remember watching the Shark Tank episode about this company which caught my eye. If the consistency and great pricing continues over the years, we will continue to purchase from them.
Beth Richardson (verified owner) –
A little on the small side.
rocnyguy (verified owner) –
Great shirt. Really high quality material.
pete1292 (verified owner) –
My husband was excited to wear this for a Christmas party…he got lots of comments and compliments! I got a few questions of where I found it! A little pricy but happy with purchase.
Heather R (verified owner) –
I got this for my husband for our white elephant christmas party. It came quickly, it’s true to size & looks exactly as described. My husband is 5’9 180 lbs & the XL was perfect!
Amanda (verified owner) –
Absolutely adorable shirt but for a woman with hips, I recommend sizing up. I’m an 18 and normally wear an XL unisex tshirt but would definitely be more comfortable in a 2XL.
jen (verified owner) –
Good quality didn’t shrink but be careful what you wash it with the first time
Domenique (verified owner) –
Love it – I work in an adult store and this was a hit for the holidays
Alison Ward (verified owner) –
This shirt is awesome! Fit perfectly, and the print was done well. It’s a Jersey like material and is super soft and comfortable!
Aurora (verified owner) –
Bought for a famy holiday party. Color was perfect. Material is super soft. Will by another from same seller next year.