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You could (while wearing gloves) Original I Kicked Cancer In The Breast Cancer Fight Awareness Shirt rub poison ivy on your decorations if you wanted it to stop in the future. I read a post about someone doing that when their neighbors repeatedly stole things from their lawns have a sign on the sidewalk that says, “Please don’t be afraid to use the stairs” in an attempt to keep kids from running up the lawn. Spoiler: The fake gravestones and ‘bone’ fences prevent you from getting to the door if you don’t use the stairs! BahahahaProps? I was using real knives in my graveyard to make it more realistic. Even cut my hand and used my own blood on the knives. I thrive on realism. /s

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We had a mom and her snotty Original I Kicked Cancer In The Breast Cancer Fight Awareness Shirts kid walk by one year and the kid kicked our pumpkin… except it wasn’t a pumpkin, but a painted stone (I saw a decoration similar online and wanted to give it a try). Cue the mom calling the cops to our doorstep because her kid came onto OUR property in an attempt to destroy OUR property and got a messed up ankle instead. (The cop wasn’t sympathetic to her pleas, thank god.)Throw a white sheet over yourself and just start running towards them howling spooky sounds (and take a video and post it here for our enjoyment).

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