My mom’s cat is Mike! Normal human names are the best. Mine are Earl, Peggy, Joey, and Fay. Earl is short for Duke of Earl Grey, so kind of normal. That is actually my cousin’s name. Michael Hunt. Did you ever prank a bar by calling and asking for Mike Hunt? I did and I still think it’s funny 35 years later. Our cat’s Official Cat Perrito Vintage Shirt is Max. Short for Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next! I named my dog after General Maximus as well. Scotch, and soda. -Tony Soprano.
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My dog is called Morty. From Rick and Morty, as I’m the alcoholic burping elder taking him on adventures I thought it was fitting. Wait wait… really??? My cat has the same exact name. That’s awesome. My friends have an Official Cat Perrito Vintage Shirt. He’s a derpy Gooden doodle and it fits so well. One of our cats is Karl. He’s incredible. Nah dog, humans with cat names are the shit. Just ask my son, Mr. Whiskers. My aunt agrees. My cousin is a 6’5″ 285 lbs bouncer named Sparkles. I have a pug named George. Strangely enough, he is also a cunt. One of mine is George too, but he’s just a grumpy old man. Sid on the other hand is a little shit. My son named my cat Jeremy and I think that’s a great fucking cat name.
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Out of all the comments listing human names for peoples pets these ones my favorite. I have a cat named David Bowie. Doesn’t live up to his Official Cat Perrito Vintage Shirt. Still hasn’t recorded an album. Licks his own ass. Afraid of [long list of nouns here]. My wife’s uncle has a cat named Stevie Licks. Not sure how common it is, but is hilarious. I once met a rescue dog named Feral Fawcett. It’s funny because you can fuck with people that come over to your house. That’s why I have two cats with people’s names. It’s fun to confuse people when I talk about my boys Damian and Jaxon and their antics. I know that Jaxon is a stupid spelling for a person but he’s a cat. I knew a boxer named Bob. The best possible name for a boxer.