Carcinogens cause cancer, and there are Hot If I Can Punch You In The Face You’re Too Close #Socialdistancing Shirt carcinogens in cigarette smoke, but technically it’s not the cigarette that causes cancer, it’s the carcinogens in cigarette smoke. If you were an oil painter and smoked one cig and got cancer, it was most likely from the carcinogens in the paint, not the cigarette. The more carcinogens you intake, the higher the risk, but the source doesn’t matter. That’s why you usually see “May cause cancer” on cigarettes instead of “Do cause cancer”. One cigarette or even one pack of cigarettes aren’t going to give you cancer, they’re just going to increase your risk by a lot.
Hot If I Can Punch You In The Face You’re Too Close #Socialdistancing Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Sweatshirt And Hoodie




What a degenerate treasonous trashcan. Smoking killed Hot If I Can Punch You In The Face You’re Too Close #Socialdistancing Shirts my dad, but go off. Ah, it looks like Mike Pence was following the evidence-free and science-free methods of providing lifestyle advice then as well as now. Why does every single picture of Mike Pence look like it was taken right after he finished smoking a fat blunt? Must’ve had tons of long calls on Altria and Phillip Morris. Pence is a bit of a boob. At least McCain had the dignity to act disgusted with his choice when he lowered himself to Palin’s level. McCain was not comfortable with what was happening to America at all, even if he was willingly complicit in it.
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Marissa (verified owner) –
Nice shirt. Shrunk a little more than expected when washing it. Kinda the think material for the shirt. But eh….it is what it is…The wording is hilarious and my son laughed and loved it!
CS-TX (verified owner) –
My nephew was happy to receive this. The material was a bit thin which wasn’t surprising because of the cost. There were two small stains on the back of the shirt which was unfortunate. Had my nephew’s birthday not been the next day I would have returned the shirt.
Jess (verified owner) –
I bought this for my 12 year old son. It fit larger than I had expected it to. But with kids his age it’s hard to tell what will fit him. He loves the shirt and other kids are jealous and want one as well.
Bri (verified owner) –
Purchased for my 13yr old son. These are Men’s shirts so I bought him a small and it fits perfectly. He is about 5’3″ and 112lbs. Shirt is kindof long bodied, so it fits a little long. After a wash and dry it was a bit better.
1-Beautiful Soul (verified owner) –
I bought a size Large for my friends son who is 18 years old, 6’3 tall and about 180 lbs. Fits as expected, not too small or too large. Hopefully the shirt doesn’t shrink after its washed.
Decker (verified owner) –
I purchased this shirt to wear on the day my son was born, (dad jokes started the day he arrived). It fir perfectly and is very comfortable/breathable. Its hard to find tees online that dont feel like you are wearing a stale piece of cloth on so i was glad when it arrived for it to feel just right on me.
Michelle Kerby (verified owner) –
Shirt smelled of vinegar & pee. I washed it, dried it in the dryer and it came out wrinkly, shrunk somewhat. My son will wear because of the humorous message….but maybe only once.
Michelle Steinberg (verified owner) –
Soft fabric & great cut, not too tight or boxy. Purchased a youth large, perfect fit for my soon to be 10 year old.
L. G. Saya (verified owner) –
My husband is in love with this shirt. I found it by accident and couldn’t stop laughing, so I quickly ordered it. He is in love with it and it fits perfectly. He wears a XXL and it worked wonderfully for his frame. Our gamer friends think its awesome. Looks good and seems to be made of good material.
Betty grable (verified owner) –
My son loved it and laughed cuz he knows its true..thumbs up. True size, hes tall,6ft,about 180, size large, if you have a gut size up,summer weight tshirt.
N. Hutch (verified owner) –
Thia was a perfect gift for my son. He’s always gaming and never wants to do anything. Lol. The shirt fits true to size. It’s also very soft. It washes great and came out just like new. I did not dry though. I hang dry my kids shirts. I definitely recommend this to everyone wanting a gift for a gamer or just a gamer shirt for themselves!
Danny Coleman (verified owner) –
Garment quality is good. What I really liked about this purchase was the service. There was a mispackaged size on the first delivery. Contacted via Amazon and it was addressed the same day. Had another shirt in 2 or 3 days.. That is hard to beat. Definitely a good product for the price.
Tracy M (verified owner) –
My son is 6’3” and weighs 160. His shirts are usually an XL for the length. I went by the size guide as some larges are long enough. I bought the XL. The shirt is HUGE around. Length is decent (a little long) but the rest of it is like an XXL or XXXL.
LoLoBean (verified owner) –
His was a gift for my teenage nephew. He kinda did the teenager muffled “thanks” with little to no eye contact. BUT I did catch him feeling the softness of the shirt. It is really night T-shirt quality, the print was just like the picture. It was made in Ann Arbor MI; Go USA!!
Allegra Coggins (verified owner) –
Got it for my teenage brother for Christmas, he wore it for a whole 5 minutes before ditching it for some sweatshirt. Honestly, that’s the longest I’ve ever gotten him to use one of my gifts for him and he even said it was “kinda soft and nice but dumb” which is the highest praise possible.
Denise (verified owner) –
I had given this shirt to my son for Xmas and he loves it he thought it was funny because he never pauses his game for anything. He did pause the game to show me he had it on, what a surprise that was lol. Love the funny shirts you have for gamers. Put me on your mailing list please.
Super Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
Fit is a little larger than expected but not too big. Purchased for 2xl, 6 foot 1, 350 lbs man. Super comfy and soft. Print looked good. Has held up through lots of washes.
Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
Purchased a adult small for my 10 year old son as I would rather it be big than 2 small. He seems to be between boys and mens. Usually wears a boys 14/16. The shirt is a bit to long but love the quality and everything looks great on him
MacKenzie Harrington (verified owner) –
I bought this as a gift for a family member who loves to game. We all got a laugh out of it, and he really likes it! One tip: order up a size. The large I bought was more like a men’s medium, but he will still be able to wear it. If I was to purchase again I would definitely size up at least 1 size.