The earth will be swallowed by the sun in about 4-5 billion years. Also, Rilke Happy Theyre Happy Because They Eat Lard Shirt was the best poet to write in the Western Hemisphere. Sometimes when these major stories drop I venture over to Fox News and see how they’re reporting on it. The current front-page headline is saying there won’t be a handshake at the presidential debate. Really? Because 2 hours ago it was “Hunter Biden is linked to either a prostitution or human trafficking ring”. Is that not the case anymore? Might make another appearance before the end of the day.
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Maybe they’ve finally found a turd even they can’t polish. Those Happy Theyre Happy Because They Eat Lard Shirts looking for legitimate reasons or explanations for the claimed refund or dubious business expenses have to navigate past the 1-3 gross fraud things that immediately pop up that undermine any legitimacy for each action. It’s like an infestation of bedbugs at a Trump Doral resort; begin looking in each room and you’ll end up feeling grosser and grosser and the feeling of bugs crawling on your skin. You end up with them in your bed when you get home, despite any attempts to distance yourself from the source. That’s the Trump effect.
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Kaelyne Renee (verified owner) –
The MD is more similar to a LG, I’d go down a size. The shirt has held up well, no fading, no seam separation, no peeling/cracking of the lettering used.
Serenity (verified owner) –
I really like the shirt. It fits true to size for an XL. The material isn’t what I thought. It doesn’t feel like a regular cotton tshirt or jersey material , but has some stretch. Is didn’t shrink when I washed it which is a plus.
Jeannie Dorsey (verified owner) –
Too small. Need to exchange for next size up. Hoping I won’t have problems with exchange. Shirt same as advertised & like it.
Tina A. Chlibun (verified owner) –
I liked the shirt very much. Nice material. The only negative is the sizing is off. I usually wear a large and the XL was tight.
adriana nelson (verified owner) –
Shirt is cute and true to size
Kelly Spohn (verified owner) –
Fits just right. It’s a great fabric and fits nice.
MichelleC (verified owner) –
Love the design! Fits a bit more snug than I was hoping.
Fiabella Photography (verified owner) –
Great gift for my daughter.